Funny things i heard or read today...

Sometimes people say the stupidest things but they really don't know it..or sometimes do know it..
These are some things i was told, overheard, or read that made the big girl giggle...

"I really am getting fat - must be about 300 pounds now - but it's okay cause i only look about 275"

"Does my finger smell cause i just touched my sister's waffle" (Seriously this was during breakfast so get your head out of your ass)

"I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit"

"Modeling is really hard.. now be fierce"

I think i'm likin' this bloggin thing...

I guess i should write something today

maybe just some random thoughts cause its late and i'm tired...

- mick jagger has a really nice head of hair
- i would love some sushi right now
- i am attracted to sparkly things
- my right shoulder is really really really screaming sore
- i like to believe that i was really something when i was 17
- someday i want to go to india
- the boy's ears seem big to me
- some people really have no clue how inappropriate they are
- i have way too much stuff but can't live without any of it
- aunt audrey's family really isn't perfect
- i really like the name Stella
- why do i feel the need to make tommy lee some soup and read the "saggy baggy elephant" storybook to him
- i really hate going to the gym but i did today and felt better afterwards - how cliche is that statement...

"Ahead By A Century" By The Tragically Hip

Happy happy happy boy

what the hell am i doing?

so i'm going to blog....
HA

do i really think this is a good idea - probably not.....

i'm no teenager, i'm no witty and profound somebody....
hell, i have a hard enough time dealing with my pathetic life on a daily basis
let alone posting my crap for the world to see...

then why am i doing this....why? why? what in the world do i think i'm doing...

man, i really need a life....

what if someone reads this that i know - will they know it's me...

agh - just let it go eh
HA