My apology for my last post on Tuesday....sometimes that place just really kicks me in the ass...
Had a much better day today with the clients....not so much of a great day with a friend...don't much want to elaborate on that one just yet though ...other than anyone have a good ending story about bone cancer...anybody??
But ANYHOW....let's just put all of that crap of our heads right now and enjoy a few giggles - everyone needs a giggle now and then...(a boat load would work wonders right now)
Let's be lovin' on the hottest and funniest man alive right now - kisses to Dane...
This has always been my all time fav little ditty by the much cleaner but funny as hell Jim.....
Whew...feeling better now...
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
This posts for you.......
To everyone but the ass who drove me crazy today at work just ignore this post - just needing to let some shit fly here right now...
To the son of a bitch client who just doesn't get it.......
Newsflash jerkoff - the world does not revolve around you and your needs.....
We may be a crisis centre but believe it or not you are not the only person in this whole frickin' world that may need us right now...
You see you live in a community of over 320 000 people and we service not only these 300 000 or so we also have to accommodate the needs of people in our rural areas as well...soooooo....that's alot of people.....
We have the capacity to only house a very few children in the program nightly and believe it or not (look at above number) you are not the only person that feels that they need to have their kids stay with us....
Perhaps the mother who is undergoing chemo treatments, or the family currently living at the shelter, or maybe, just maybe, the kid who was feeding his dead mother hot dogs in hopes that she will "wake up" really need to use our service too....
I fully believe that you feel that you need your kids to come and stay with us for a while cause, as you put it, parenting is hard and you need a break from the responsibility of parenting...but seriously buddy, I CAN'T HELP YOU RIGHT NOW....get it...that won't change no matter what names you call me, how loud you yell, or how many threats you utter about contacting my supervisor - actually go ahead he has a lot less patience for idiots like you....
Maybe if you thought about what happens when you stick that little joyhandle of yours in every chick that looks your way you wouldn't have to be sooooooo stressed out with kids.....
Stop yelling at me and getting on my ass cause I can't help you find some peace today man
That's it, that's all, return now to your regular bloggin fun kids....
To the son of a bitch client who just doesn't get it.......
Newsflash jerkoff - the world does not revolve around you and your needs.....
We may be a crisis centre but believe it or not you are not the only person in this whole frickin' world that may need us right now...
You see you live in a community of over 320 000 people and we service not only these 300 000 or so we also have to accommodate the needs of people in our rural areas as well...soooooo....that's alot of people.....
We have the capacity to only house a very few children in the program nightly and believe it or not (look at above number) you are not the only person that feels that they need to have their kids stay with us....
Perhaps the mother who is undergoing chemo treatments, or the family currently living at the shelter, or maybe, just maybe, the kid who was feeding his dead mother hot dogs in hopes that she will "wake up" really need to use our service too....
I fully believe that you feel that you need your kids to come and stay with us for a while cause, as you put it, parenting is hard and you need a break from the responsibility of parenting...but seriously buddy, I CAN'T HELP YOU RIGHT NOW....get it...that won't change no matter what names you call me, how loud you yell, or how many threats you utter about contacting my supervisor - actually go ahead he has a lot less patience for idiots like you....
Maybe if you thought about what happens when you stick that little joyhandle of yours in every chick that looks your way you wouldn't have to be sooooooo stressed out with kids.....
Stop yelling at me and getting on my ass cause I can't help you find some peace today man
That's it, that's all, return now to your regular bloggin fun kids....
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Thanks Freak....
Where the hell have I been...or better yet - where the hell has he been...
Seriously - I'm speechless
At first I was in shock and laughing my ass off
Now the shock has worn off and I'm just really, really, really saddened (and a little bit scared)
I apologize to those who have witnessed this before but Christ, I can't look away..
Seriously - I'm speechless
At first I was in shock and laughing my ass off
Now the shock has worn off and I'm just really, really, really saddened (and a little bit scared)
I apologize to those who have witnessed this before but Christ, I can't look away..
I survived.....
Well kids, I survived the hillbilly weekend - with most of my braincells intact...I think...
I prepared myself for the conversations about trucks, crops, and the "who is doing who" talks, the tractor rides, the beer bottle cap races, and the ever so unforgettable sing song around the bonfire...
I even practiced speaking in one word syllables on the ride down but what I did not prepare myself for and remember to expect was.....the mayonnaise...
Why oh why does every food group at these shing - dings have to contain about 10 pounds of that digusting white goo...
We had every type of potato/macaroni/pasta salad known to man dripping in the fat laden "miracle whip" of your choice - I even counted 75 devilled eggs on the table
And if you just didn't get enough of the stuff in every sidedish there was tubs of the mayo stuff available to slop on your burger/hot dog/sausage - And most did!!
My pretty little greek salad looked so lost and out of place sitting there on the buffet (made from old barn doors) - just like me....
You know no matter how much I hate my life sometimes here - all it takes is that 5 hour ride back home to put what I have and where I come from all into perspective...
That and the fact that I can't stop shittin' mayo.....
I prepared myself for the conversations about trucks, crops, and the "who is doing who" talks, the tractor rides, the beer bottle cap races, and the ever so unforgettable sing song around the bonfire...
I even practiced speaking in one word syllables on the ride down but what I did not prepare myself for and remember to expect was.....the mayonnaise...
Why oh why does every food group at these shing - dings have to contain about 10 pounds of that digusting white goo...
We had every type of potato/macaroni/pasta salad known to man dripping in the fat laden "miracle whip" of your choice - I even counted 75 devilled eggs on the table
And if you just didn't get enough of the stuff in every sidedish there was tubs of the mayo stuff available to slop on your burger/hot dog/sausage - And most did!!
My pretty little greek salad looked so lost and out of place sitting there on the buffet (made from old barn doors) - just like me....
You know no matter how much I hate my life sometimes here - all it takes is that 5 hour ride back home to put what I have and where I come from all into perspective...
That and the fact that I can't stop shittin' mayo.....
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Oh My Sir Bob.....
I love this man....really really love everything about this man...
You see back in the late 80's or so when I thought I wanted to change the world I read this....
I knew of Bob before cause I loved Pink Floyd and thought "The Wall" was cinematic genius (remember I was in my teens) so I was quite smitten before the whole live aid thing but then I read his book.....
Totally 100% fell for Sir Bob, lived and breathed his existance for awhile - no one else understood my attraction and thought I was a bit cuckoo for awhile - sure everyone admire what he was doing and thought the live aid thing was great but he was so much more for me...can't really explain it...anyhow...time marches on and well, to be honest, I forgot about Sir Bob...until yesterday..
There was an interview with him on this canadian show and well imagine my surprise..
This is what I saw..
Boy time has aged the old boy and my first reaction was oh my bob...
But then he opened his mouth and began to speak and sucked me right back in...god, I love this man.....let us remember him like this though...
Oh ya..if you want to comment and let me know what a bastard he is in real life - go ahead...for some reason I seem to be attracted to bastards.....
You see back in the late 80's or so when I thought I wanted to change the world I read this....
I knew of Bob before cause I loved Pink Floyd and thought "The Wall" was cinematic genius (remember I was in my teens) so I was quite smitten before the whole live aid thing but then I read his book.....
Totally 100% fell for Sir Bob, lived and breathed his existance for awhile - no one else understood my attraction and thought I was a bit cuckoo for awhile - sure everyone admire what he was doing and thought the live aid thing was great but he was so much more for me...can't really explain it...anyhow...time marches on and well, to be honest, I forgot about Sir Bob...until yesterday..
There was an interview with him on this canadian show and well imagine my surprise..
This is what I saw..
Boy time has aged the old boy and my first reaction was oh my bob...
But then he opened his mouth and began to speak and sucked me right back in...god, I love this man.....let us remember him like this though...
Oh ya..if you want to comment and let me know what a bastard he is in real life - go ahead...for some reason I seem to be attracted to bastards.....
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Drip...drip...drip
too....friggin...hot....to...type...
must...go...to....
iceland...
I will never ever bitch ever again about being cold...this is hell
Anyhow the husband is back - notice my lack of posting lately - too busy fighting and feeling too depressed with life (I know boo hoo just leave the bastard already...)
Here's some exciting news - I get to spend the weekend with family that I haven't seen in 20 years and really have no desire to see for another 20 years - yes kids it's the hillbilly family reunion...yee haw..
Now don't get me wrong I truly enjoy and feel great affection for some of these "kinfolk" but seriously it'll take me the rest of the month to return my IQ to normal - and I ain't that bright to begin with....
must...go...to....
iceland...
I will never ever bitch ever again about being cold...this is hell
Anyhow the husband is back - notice my lack of posting lately - too busy fighting and feeling too depressed with life (I know boo hoo just leave the bastard already...)
Here's some exciting news - I get to spend the weekend with family that I haven't seen in 20 years and really have no desire to see for another 20 years - yes kids it's the hillbilly family reunion...yee haw..
Now don't get me wrong I truly enjoy and feel great affection for some of these "kinfolk" but seriously it'll take me the rest of the month to return my IQ to normal - and I ain't that bright to begin with....
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